My friends told me to stop being single and start dating. 💔

So I downloaded 5 dating apps at once – I thought more apps = more chances. 📱📱📱📱📱

Now my phone hangs every time I get a notification. Even Siri is tired of my "Hey babe" messages. 😩😂

Yesterday a girl said, “I love guys who cook.”

So I sent her a picture of me boiling water. 🍲 She blocked me in 0.3 seconds. 💀

Now I’m sitting outside thinking maybe it’s a sign from the universe… or maybe I should just marry my pillow. 🛌❤️🥹

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💘 FALL IN LOVE