In a move only Musk could pull off, he reportedly offered 1 BILLION DOGECOIN to NASA to rename the Moon “Muskland.” 🤯
When asked why, Elon simply said:
🧠 “I already own Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX — now it’s time for a celestial rebrand.”
Meanwhile, the Moon had one word:
🌝 "I was fine being single..."
But that’s not all — sources say he's already drafting plans to colonize the Moon with memes and Martian highways 🛣️📡
🔥 MOON POLL FOR THE GIGAS:
If Elon did own the Moon, what’s the FIRST thing he’d build?
A. ⚡ Tesla charging station
B. 🐶 Doge mining rig
C. 🚇 Mars-to-Moon tunnel
D. 🖼️ Meme museum
👇 Drop your answers like a Doge rocket in the comments!
#MoonTakeover #MusklandChronicles #DOGEisLife #Write2Earn #TRUMP 