MusklandChronicles

In a move only Musk could pull off, he reportedly offered 1 BILLION DOGECOIN to NASA to rename the Moon “Muskland.” 🤯

When asked why, Elon simply said:

🧠 “I already own Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX — now it’s time for a celestial rebrand.”

Meanwhile, the Moon had one word:

🌝 "I was fine being single..."

But that’s not all — sources say he's already drafting plans to colonize the Moon with memes and Martian highways 🛣️📡

🔥 MOON POLL FOR THE GIGAS:

If Elon did own the Moon, what’s the FIRST thing he’d build?

A. ⚡ Tesla charging station

B. 🐶 Doge mining rig

C. 🚇 Mars-to-Moon tunnel

D. 🖼️ Meme museum

👇 Drop your answers like a Doge rocket in the comments!