#CEXvsDEX101 The ultimate battle ⚔️

Are you Team CEX or Team DEX? Here we explain it bar fight style… 🍻

🥊 Round 1: Registration

CEX:

"KYC, selfie with your ID, electricity bill, and your pet's name in 2007." 🕵️‍♂️

DEX:

“Connect your wallet and... done.” Not even your ex knows as much about you as a CEX. 🔓

🥊 Round 2: Fund Control

CEX:

“Don’t worry, your funds are... with us.” 💼 (Famous last words)

DEX:

You are your own bank. But if you forget your seed phrase... you’re also your own thief. 🧠🔐

🥊 Round 3: Experience

CEX:

Super polished, big buttons, they even send you motivational notifications. 🎯

DEX:

Interface? Where? You come here to fight, not to play. 💣

🥊 Final Round: Risks

CEX:

Hacks, fund freezing, FTX flashbacks. 😬

DEX:

15% slippage, ghost tokens, and fees on 5 different networks. 🫠

👑 Final verdict:

It depends on your style, your experience, and your tolerance for chaos.

But remember: “Not your keys, not your coins.”

💬 Which one do you prefer and why? Comment below or disconnect like in a DEX. 😉