#FTXRefunds

FTX Refunds: The Crypto Comeback No One Believed

Guess who's back? No, not your ex. It’s FTX—rising from the ashes like a hungover phoenix with refund checks!

Yes, the exchange that ghosted harder than a Tinder match is now issuing refunds. Crypto traders who had mentally written off their funds (and sanity) are now double-checking wallets like: “Wait… is that my money?”

Rumor has it, even SBF’s hair stood up in disbelief. Some are buying back in, others are buying tacos. Either way, it's the first time in history that FTX withdrawals are making people smile instead of cry.

Rekt today, reimbursed tomorrow. Crypto’s wild, folks.