🔮 BTC Prediction 101: Trust the Science (Sort of) 😂
📈 Analyst 1: “BTC to $250K by next Thursday. I have a chart, a dream, and 3 Red Bulls.”
📉 Analyst 2: “BTC to $12K. My uncle’s neighbor’s cat said so.”
🧙♂️ Crypto Twitter: “It’s either going to the moon… or the basement. No in-between.”
🪙 BTC Itself: Just vibing. +2% today. -8% tomorrow. +420% next cycle.
REAL TALK:
✅ Predictions are fun
✅ Memes are better
✅ DYOR is king
✅ And yes, we’re all secretly just waiting for Elon to tweet again 🐶🚀
📊 Binance tools > crystal balls.
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