😂 Funny Crypto Facts: "Real Pain Edition"
Your Wi-Fi disconnects only when you're about to buy the dip.
"Trade failed: Network Error" — thanks, universe.
If you tell someone about your coin, it instantly tanks.
Should've kept it a secret like grandma's recipe.
You check your portfolio 78 times a day, even on the toilet.
Poop or panic? Both.
You bought at the ATH and sold at ATL.
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the rare “reverse genius” badge.
That one coin you almost bought? 10x in a week.
But you chose “the safe one” that hasn’t moved since 2021.
Crypto charts at 3 AM look like breakup letters.
“We had a future... until resistance rejected us again.”
You set a stop loss. It hits. Then moons.
Perfectly timed... to lose.
Coin pumps right after you sold it.
They wait till you leave the party to turn the music up.
You feel rich when your coin is up 3%, then poor again in 2 mins.
Crypto: the fastest rollercoaster in your pocket.
You said “this time I’ll hold long term”
…then sold after a 5% drop because it “looked scary.” 👀
$NEIRO
TRADE AND BE HAPPY
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