🤦♂️ Me: Buys a crypto after hours of research, charts, indicators, moon predictions.
📉 Crypto: "Let’s go down 20% just because he bought."
Me: "Okay fine, I’m out."
💥 Crypto: "Time to pump 40% 🚀"
🔁 Example:
I bought NEIRO at $0.00045
Next day: $0.00039 💔
Sold it thinking I saved myself from a full dump…
Next 48 hours: it hits $0.00063 🫠
Market makers be watching me like:
🧙♂️ "He bought? Drop it."
🧙♂️ "He sold? Send it to the moon!"
If you’ve ever felt like the market waits for you to act before deciding the opposite…
Welcome to the club 😂🎟️