When the Market Decides to Go Sideways... Forever
You know your portfolio's been through it when your bull market strategy starts looking exactly like your bear market strategy... which is just aggressively refreshing Binance and mumbling, "Any day now... any day."
Forget moon missions, my coins are currently experiencing what I like to call 'orbital stagnation.' It's like they're waiting for the next Halving... or maybe just for me to stop watching them. The minute I look away, that's when the magic happens, right? 👀
