The "Ministry of Government Efficiency" has become a laughing stock
Musk spent $300 million to help Trump get elected, but in return he got a "DOGE Department" (Dogecoin is the same name as the Department of Government Efficiency). He wanted to use AI to cut government spending, but ended up with a big joke of accidentally deleting medical insurance data and freezing veterans' subsidies! 1,400 protests across the United States besieged Tesla, and Musk was forced to change his words: "This crappy department is just a scapegoat!"
The tariff bomb hits Tesla
Trump imposes 145% tariffs on EU auto parts, Tesla is hit hard:
The cost of each car has skyrocketed by $5,000 (enough to buy 2.5 Bitcoins!)
European sales plummeted 37%
What’s worse is that Trump’s trade adviser humiliated Musk in public: “You’re just an assembly plant owner!” The two people’s verbal abuse directly led to the collapse of the U.S. stock market.
Dogecoin is on a roller coaster ride
The myth of skyrocketing: On the day the DOGE department was established, Dogecoin soared 20% (Musk fanned the flames: "America was saved by Meme coin!")
The reality of the crash: Tesla's stock price plummeted 22% due to political scandal, and Dogecoin followed suit
The cruel truth: Musk’s political fate has become the remote control for the rise and fall of Dogecoin!
Warning of cryptocurrency risks:
Short-term minefield
Policy black box: Trump's escalation of tariff war may trigger capital flight from the cryptocurrency circle
Musk is silent: He announced that he will "focus on car manufacturing in the next five years", and Dogecoin has lost its strongest spokesperson
$105,000 defense line: If Bitcoin falls below the key support level, it may trigger panic selling
Long-term light
Technological Revolution: Dogecoin will launch cross-chain artifact DogeNet 3.0 in June
ETF Nuclear Bomb: If Grayscale DOGE Spot ETF is approved, $5 billion of institutional funds will flow in at any time
The rise of decentralization: Netizens are crazy about the topic #FreeDoge, with over 100 million exposures in a single day!
Lessons from blood and tears:
Musk himself admitted: "Businessmen playing politics? It's like pouring rocket fuel into a swimming pool!"
The lesson learned from this $300 million investment tells us:
Don’t touch political poison: Tesla’s market value evaporated by 22%, enough to buy the entire circulation of Shiba Inu coins!
Policy black swans are coming at any time: the president's change of attitude is faster than the cryptocurrency market crash
True gold is not afraid of fire: When the political bubble bursts, hard-core technology coins will eventually rise
Ultimate prediction: If Dogecoin passes the two hurdles of ETF and technology upgrade, it may become the first Meme coin to enter the mainstream payment! But before that, fasten your seat belts - don't step on the mines that Musk stepped on!
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