【Vance Crazy Blows "American Bitcoin Hegemony", Market Rolls Its Eyes: Is This It?】
White House Coin Hoarding Method: Confiscated 200,000 BTC Hard Charge "Strategic Underwear"
Vance publicly announced that the 200,000 bitcoins confiscated by the U.S. government would be classified as "national strategic reserves", attempting to replicate the gold hegemony model. Instantaneously, the community erupted with comments: "Confiscated black market coins as national treasury, this wave is on-chain zero-cost purchase!" Even more magical is that the U.S. Treasury plans to use taxpayer money to continue accumulating BTC, shouting "to fight inflation" while actually tying cryptocurrencies to the dollar war machine—after all, 95% of stablecoins globally are pegged to the dollar, and every USDT is backed by U.S. Treasury bonds.
Regulatory Flip-Flop: From "Crypto Graveyard" to "Retail Investor Paradise"
Vance performed a requiem for Biden's policies on-site: "The 300 lawsuits initiated by the SEC are all garbage!" Announced three axe reforms:
Abolish "Chokepoint 2.0": Banks must not blacklist compliant exchanges like Coinbase.Stablecoins must hold certificates: USDT, USDC become "U.S. Treasury liquidity tools".Legislative harvesting of retail investors: Congress rapidly promotes the "Crypto Basic Law", superficially liberalizing while actually assimilating.
"This is not embracing Web3; it’s clearly shackling DeFi with the dollar!" Veteran investors rant on Discord.
Poking China: Bitcoin War? No, It's the Dollar Defense War!
Vance's speech hid the biggest Easter egg: "We hoard coins because a certain major country (vaguely hinting at CN) hates Bitcoin!" In reality, licensed exchanges in Hong Kong are already operating compliantly, while the U.S. just seized the BTC foundations of Silk Road last year. The understanding king further struck: "Absolutely will not let China touch cryptocurrencies!" The truth comes to light: The White House fears not BTC, but the RMB stablecoin tearing a gap in the dollar.
Failed Pump with Words: Trump’s 1-Hour Call > Vance’s 10,000-Word Essay
Magical Scene: Vance passionately output for 2 hours, BTC price steady as Parkinson's. Twitter hot memes flood the screen:
✅ Trump shouts "I love Bitcoin" — BTC +8%
❌ Vance pulls national strategy — K-line plays dead.
Community consensus: Politician's rhetoric = reverse indicator; real money is the hard truth. After all, the U.S. government wallet has zero transfers to date, the so-called "strategic reserves" is merely changing the name of the account for illicit funds.
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