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1. Bitcoin 🪙

Why did Bitcoin break up with fiat?

👉 It needed more space… like blockchain space! 🚀

2. Ethereum ⛓️

Ethereum walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Why so slow?"

ETH replies: "Sorry, I was just processing gas fees." 😅⛽

3. Dogecoin 🐶

Why did Dogecoin apply for a job at NASA?

Because it's always "to the moon!" 🌕🚀

4. Cardano (ADA) 🧠

Cardano went to therapy.

Therapist: “What brings you here?”

Cardano: “Everyone says I’m all research, no results.” 📚😩

5. Solana ⚡

Solana threw a party…

Everyone got in fast—

Then it crashed. 💥🎉

(Too much traffic again 😬)

6. Ripple/XRP 🌊

Why don’t banks tell Ripple jokes?

Because they always settle too fast. 💸⚖️

7. Shiba Inu 🐕

What’s Shiba’s pickup line?

“Are you a wallet? Because I’ve got billions of tokens for you.” 💘📱

8. Litecoin 🛴

Litecoin tried to race Bitcoin.

It said, “I’m the silver to your gold!”

Bitcoin: "Yeah, and I’m still winning." 🏁😎

9. Polkadot 🎯

Why did Polkadot become a fashion icon?

Because it knows how to connect with style. 👗👠

10. Chainlink 🔗

Chainlink walked into a bar…

But only after getting data from 10 other oracles to confirm the door was real. 🤖🔍