#TrumpMediaBitcoinTreasury
**Trump Media Bitcoin Treasury – MAGA Meets BTC**
In a plot twist nobody saw coming (but everyone should have), Trump Media just announced it’s holding **Bitcoin in its treasury**—because what better way to Make America Great Again than to *Make Assets Go All-Time High*?
Apparently, fiat wasn’t enough for Trump Media. Now they’ve gone full orange pill and loaded up the balance sheet with BTC. Somewhere, Satoshi is sipping a Diet Coke and whispering, “Told ya.”
Analysts are baffled. Is this a hedge? A meme? A glorious marketing stunt? Or just another Tuesday in Trump-world? The only thing more volatile than Bitcoin might be Trump's Twitter feed—so it’s a perfect match.
Social platform? Check. Meme coin energy? Check. Now add BTC and sprinkle in some gold-plated NFTs, and you’ve got yourself a portfolio that screams *Wall Street meets WrestleMania.*
Elon is side-eyeing this move from Mars. Michael Saylor is probably texting, “Finally, someone gets it.” Meanwhile, the Fed is sweating in silence, realizing they just got out-memed by Trump Media.
So next time you see a MAGA hat, just remember: it might be hiding a Ledger wallet. Because in 2025, even political media wants to HODL.