🦆 Cyber Duck’s Grid Bot Diary: MOODENG Madness or Math?
Two weeks ago, I deployed a grid bot on MOODENG — the unlikely memecoin backed by a baby pygmy hippo and a wildly loyal online fanbase.
It wasn’t just a joke. It was a test.
A $500 test to see if you could ride the memecoin hype cycle with logic — not luck.
📊 The Setup
Here’s what I fed the duckbot:
- Pair: MOODENG/USD
- Capital: $500
- Price Range: $0.234 to $0.344
- Grids: 12 (Arithmetic mode)
- Trailing Up: ✅ ON
- Take Profit: $0.442
- Stop Loss: ❌ None (living dangerously)
- Margin: ❌ Off (I like my ducks unleveraged)
💥 The Outcome (After 10d 18h):
PnL: +$211.13
ROI: +42.22%
ARR (Annualized Return Rate): ~1,426% (yeah, it’s unsustainable — but fun to see)
And I did nothing. No babysitting. No sweating over candles. Just checked in with the duck.
🧠 What Worked
MOODENG's volatility played right into the grid’s hands: enough motion to trigger multiple buys/sells, but no runaway breakout.
Trailing up helped the bot chase profit without forcing me to manually reconfigure the range.
Arithmetic spacing (equal distance between grid levels) was perfect for this type of chop-heavy price action.
🪤 What to Watch
This isn’t a long-term retirement plan. Grid bots print in sideways markets but bleed during sharp uptrends or crashes. You have to know when to unplug.
I ended it manually before it broke range. That’s key — don’t fall asleep at the switch.
💬 Moral of the story?
Grid bots work. Even on meme coins.
But like any strategy, they need the right conditions — and a bit of ducky instinct.
Would I run this again?
If MOODENG keeps wiggling — 100%.
Update: well, am running it again...