If you're in crypto, you must know how to act correctly in times of euphoria.

Here's your guide for when Bitcoin hits a new ATH 🧵

1. Post a fractals comparison with 2021

You must bait everyone who just bought near all-time highs and make them believe history will repeat itself.

2. Cry that your portfolio is 90% $ETH

This should be a part of your daily routine anyway. Just don't do it publicly.

3. Write at least three "altseason coming" posts

Play it cool and keep bull posting about an altseason. Call everyone who disagrees with you a fudder.

4. Schedule two bullish and two bearish posts

This way, nobody can accuse you of being wrong. Just delete the wrong ones and retweet the right ones after something happens.

5. Check the OI and funding rates

Don't ask questions, just do it, even if you don't know what they mean.

You can also post them with no comments (optional).

6. Have your limit orders for shorts ready

It's a great time to play around on low timeframes, just be careful with leverage.

7. Review your exit and profit-taking strategy

Oh, you don't have one? Never mind.

8. Slap a Bitcoin Puppet on your pfp

Embrace the sentiment and position yourself like you've always been a Bitcoin Maxi.

Start bull-posting BTCfi and Bitcoin NFTs (optional).

9. Screenshot every hour (essential)

"If it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell" - Warren Bufffet

10. Take some profits at least

After you've done all that, it may be time to take some profits (optional).

Did I miss anything? What should I add to my list?