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🌡️🌡️🌡️"Powell Speaks, the Markets Tremble (and Traders Put on Diapers)"🌡️🌡️🌡️
By: The CryptoCynic
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Today, Sunday, May 25, 2025, Jerome Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States, will not be giving an economic lecture from the podium of Wall Street, but from... a university graduation ceremony. Because, of course, nothing says “monetary stability” like speaking to a group of graduates who still don’t know how much rent costs in New York.
The appointment: 8:40 p.m. GMT.
Translated: traders trembling at 3:40 p.m. in Colombia.
The reason: he could say something that moves billions... or simply tell an anecdote about his dog. Both equally dangerous for Bitcoin.
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What could happen?
If he says “inflation” more than three times: the S&P 500 faints, and Bitcoin puts on its drama cape.
If he mentions “interest rates”: Wall Street panics, and crypto influencers rush to short.
And if he says nothing relevant... well, the high-frequency bots will find a misplaced comma and BAM! volatility.
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The reality behind the show:
Powell may not intend to shake the markets, but like in any toxic relationship, it doesn’t matter what he says, but how others interpret it.
And the markets today are more sensitive than the ex who still watches your stories.
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Conclusion:
Today, while graduates celebrate the future, investors will have their finger on the sell button.
One single word mispronounced and Bitcoin could hit the gym… or the hospital.
Stay tuned.
And just in case: turn off the emotions, turn on the stops.
By: The CryptoCynic
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Today, Sunday, May 25, 2025, Jerome Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States, will not be giving an economic lecture from the podium of Wall Street, but from... a university graduation ceremony. Because, of course, nothing says “monetary stability” like speaking to a group of graduates who still don’t know how much rent costs in New York.
The appointment: 8:40 p.m. GMT.
Translated: traders trembling at 3:40 p.m. in Colombia.
The reason: he could say something that moves billions... or simply tell an anecdote about his dog. Both equally dangerous for Bitcoin.
---
What could happen?
If he says “inflation” more than three times: the S&P 500 faints, and Bitcoin puts on its drama cape.
If he mentions “interest rates”: Wall Street panics, and crypto influencers rush to short.
And if he says nothing relevant... well, the high-frequency bots will find a misplaced comma and BAM! volatility.
---
The reality behind the show:
Powell may not intend to shake the markets, but like in any toxic relationship, it doesn’t matter what he says, but how others interpret it.
And the markets today are more sensitive than the ex who still watches your stories.
---
Conclusion:
Today, while graduates celebrate the future, investors will have their finger on the sell button.
One single word mispronounced and Bitcoin could hit the gym… or the hospital.
Stay tuned.
And just in case: turn off the emotions, turn on the stops.
Disclaimer: Includes third-party opinions. No financial advice. May include sponsored content. See T&Cs.
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