: Trump Declares $DOGE & $SUSHI the Future — “They’re Going to $10,000!” 🇺🇸🚀
Palm Beach, FL – In a stunning statement today, former President Donald Trump announced that if he returns to the White House, Dogecoin and SushiSwap will become central pillars of America’s new economic strategy.
“The dollar’s outdated. DOGE is loyal, SUSHI is tasty — what more do you need?” Trump said, sporting a bold new Make Memecoins Great Again cap.
He hinted at a “secret crypto alliance” with Asian tech giants and confidently declared both coins are on a rocket ride to $10,000.
Markets went wild. Twitter erupted.
Elon Musk even chimed in: “🐸🍣🐶➡️🌕.”
The meme coin revolution just got presidential.
