If $DOT hits $30, I’m not just a millionaire… I’m a whole mood.

Me at $30 DOT:

Resigning from my job via voice note.

Ordering biryani with gold leaf on top.

Buying a plot in the metaverse and my neighbor's envy.

Telling my crush, “I’ve upgraded from feelings to funding.”

BREAKING:

Dot investor spotted Googling:

“Can I buy a private jet using memes?”

Family who called it fake:

"Son, teach us this crypto stuff too..."

$DOT

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