Hey friends! Today the crypto market woke up redder than neighborhood gossip.

Bitcoin (BTC) fell as if it had received the bill from the emotional therapist.

Ethereum (ETH) is looking for a stable job and asking if blockchains have paid vacations.

And what about BNB? It said:

"I just went to take a little nap and when I woke up… everything had gone to hell!"

In the Telegram groups, there's more drama than in a Venezuelan soap opera:

Some say "Buy now, it's an opportunity!"

Others: "No way! This is just starting to sink."

And while they argue with charts,

we're checking if we can pay for lunch without selling the microwave.

Crypto advice of the day:

Don't panic. This market is like your ex:

Unstable, unpredictable, and every now and then shows up to ruin your day.

Tomorrow it might rise, the day after it might cry, and in the end, it will still manipulate you.

So relax, breathe… and don’t sell your coins out of anxiety, sell only out of hunger (literally).

If you laughed or at least said, "wow, such a true statement…", give it a like and send it to that friend who still thinks that "wallet" is a brand of purses.

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