Oh no, just my luck! Trump is throwing a big dinner on May 22, and it’s all about crypto. Meanwhile, here I am, sitting sadly with my empty wallet because I bought high and sold low—like a true champion of bad timing. While Trump and his guests are probably discussing top-secret crypto moves over fancy steak, I’m over here eating instant noodles and refreshing my portfolio, hoping it magically grows.
It’s honestly hilarious how I managed to miss the wave completely. Crypto executive orders? New policies? I was too busy panic-selling during the last dip. Now all I can do is watch the hashtag #DinnerWithTrump go viral and cry into my keyboard. Maybe next time I’ll get lucky—or maybe I’ll just buy again the day before the next crash. Classic me!
