Me checking my crypto portfolio at 2 AM:
“Please… just one green candle.”
Portfolio: still bleeding
Market News: "Bitcoin down due to Elon Musk tweeting a goat emoji."
Me: starts researching goat-based blockchains.
“Please… just one green candle.”
Portfolio: still bleeding
Market News: "Bitcoin down due to Elon Musk tweeting a goat emoji."
Me: starts researching goat-based blockchains.