After getting tired of candles, patterns, and crashes, I decided to change direction...

I entered the world of meme coins, a market ruled by laughter, not analysis.

The first coin I bought was named after a dog wearing sunglasses.

They told me: "Strong project, it has a community."

I joined the project group... I found the community sending animated potato images and shouting: "TO THE MOON!!"

I asked: "What is the purpose of the coin?"

One of them said: "We laugh and buy the dip."

Then I tried my luck with NFTs.

I bought a monkey wearing a fishing hat, and I told myself: "This monkey will retire me!"

A week later, the same monkey was worth $3, and someone was using its image as a sarcastic emoji on Telegram!

Then came the day I decided to sell everything and start a new life as a DeFi farmer.

I joined a project promising 800% annual returns...

I woke up the next day to find the site had disappeared, the Twitter account had vanished, and I was sitting in front of a blank screen thinking about my choices.

Now?

I log into the platform, not to trade, but to make sure I'm still alive.

And if you ask me about my next plan?

I will confidently tell you:

I will buy a new monkey... but this time, it will hold a green candle!