How to Lose All Your Money in Crypto in 3 Steps (Don't Try This at Home!)

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Hello, Crypto Adventurer, here’s a guaranteed failed plan:

1. Buy any coin that you were told "will explode in two hours", preferably one that looks like a flying dog.

2. Follow Twitter and decide to buy or sell based on a tweet from someone named "CryptoElon420".

3. Completely ignore capital management, and invest all your savings… even your coffee money!

The result?

Loss trap: Activated!

But don’t worry, we’re here to laugh and learn.

In the next post, I’ll show you how to avoid this scenario and think like a pro. Stay tuned.