📉 Are you holding at $260K?
Congratulations — here are 60 Alpha Points for you.
🥴 You can exchange them for... emotions.
(and yes, in small print below: limited by chances and nerves)
🍔 Want more? 200 points?
Easy:
— Buy a Web3 shawarma
— Jump into every shitcoin farm
— Trade like your hamster is scalping on futures
🪂 “FREE AIRDROP!”
—🤣 Only if you trade like a caffeinated chimpanzee with 12 arms,
an API bot on steroids, and a monitor in every chakra.
For others — farm for faith and patience
🧠 Alpha Points ≠ luck
This is the price for your attention.
And attention is the currency of 2025.
😼 And yes:
“I have more fur than you have points.”
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