ETH: Everyone looks down on me, yet I still lack ambition

ETH: No one supports my lofty aspirations, yet I can't even help myself

ETH: Everyone laughs at me, yet I'm the funniest of all

ETH: If I had any skills, I wouldn't be completely useless

ETH: Gold will shine no matter what, yet I'm just an old buddy

ETH: No one can use me to make money, because I'm the most useless