Bitcoin (BTC): The Old Leader
Status: Like the grandfather who started the digital revolution, but still texts with a "Nokia 3310".
In everyday life: He sits in a rocking chair and says: "In my days, we used to buy pizza for 10,000 Bitcoin… and now? I buy memories!"
Serious analysis: Bitcoin is still considered the digital store of value, but it moves slowly in updates compared to the new generation.
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2. Ethereum (ETH): The Exhausted Programmer
Status: A brilliant genius, but always busy with the "next upgrade".
In everyday life: He runs around, shouting: "Just let it switch to proof of stake already, and then I’ll sleep!"
Serious analysis: Ethereum is the backbone of smart contracts and DeFi, but it suffers from high gas fees.
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3. Dogecoin (DOGE): The Beloved Clown
Status: Started as a joke, and became a star on the red carpet thanks to Elon’s tweets.
In everyday life: He interrupts everyone saying: "Wow! A coin without a purpose… but people love me!"
Serious analysis: Its real use is limited, but it enjoys massive community support and a huge fan base.
