📉💀 Crypto Market Today: Gravity Wins Again
Woke up. Checked the charts.
Saw red so deep I thought my screen was bleeding. 😵💫
Me: “It’s just a healthy correction.”
Also me: Googling “Can I return my coins for emotional support?” 🥲
If you’re still holding… you’re not just an investor.
You’re a warrior. 🛡️💔
