Every time I come across that Bitcoin Pizza Day joke – you know, the one where someone gave away all their Bitcoin for pizza – I can't help but remember my own crypto blunder. Around that same time, I lost all my Bitcoin on CEX.io, completely my fault. Now, years later, solicitors still pop up, claiming they can recover my "lost" Bitcoin, even sending fake account screenshots with my name on them. They keep asking for payment to get it back. Maybe I should offer them my future XRP instead?
