⏳ #Green_lamp Spoiler: too fast.
Here's a story that makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time.
I'm sitting here, scrolling through the report from Global Ledger, and I'm just blown away — how they steal by the notes. And the main thing: everyone is silent until the money disappears!
⛓️ Here's how it usually goes:
1. Hack.
Someone loses access. Tough. But what does the owner do?
Correct — panics silently.
2. After 44 hours:
"Oh, by the way, I seem to have had $300K stolen..."
Well okay, don’t rush, maybe they’ll return it?
3. And meanwhile the hacker:
I've already distributed the money across bridges, mixers, and bridges. Almost in Hawaii, conditionally.
4. And after 67 hours:
The first transaction is happening.
67 hours, Carl!
Is that what happened? While you were drinking coffee, they already wrecked half of your portfolio?
🧩 And here’s your "average temperature in the room" (in hours and days):
NFT projects — 23 days (apparently, art is harder to steal)
CEX — 425 hours (exchanges, hello, are you alive?)
DeFi — 230 hours (well, at least someone is faster)
Gaming — 25 hours (gamers know how to share loot)
Payments — 36 minutes (sir, your money is already in Dubai).
💸 Where does the crypto go afterwards?
And it's fun here too:
46% — just lying there. Like a "trophy". Chance to recover — exists, but small.
42% — sneaking across bridges like ninjas in the dark.
Less than 1% — they freeze. Well, yes, the classic — when it's already too late.
🌀 Top favorite mixers among hackers:
Tornado Cash — 53% (yes-yes, it's still alive).
Railgun — 20%
Wasabi Wallet — 10%
NUMBERS for Q1 2025:
(hold on to your chair, it's about to shake)
$1.93 billion — sucked into oblivion after 43 attacks
76% — the work of comrades from North Korea
62% of the cases are just bugs in smart contracts (oh, a bug... well, it happens!)
80% of all losses occur on centralized exchanges (who would have thought, right?)
And now the conclusions. Personal, subjective, honest:
Madness.
Everything is automated, locked, "dodged", but they steal — as if it’s a wallet under a pillow.
And if you think:
> "Well, it won't affect me, I'm not a fool"
Well, buddy, I have bad news. In this game, you're either quick or out of crypto.
❗ Tips to avoid being the hero of the next report:
Monitor assets in real time.
Set up alerts on all fronts.
Don't keep everything in one place.
Check your contracts, especially if you're a developer.
And for God's sake, react immediately, not two days after your hangover!
Well, that's how it goes.
If the text resonated — you’re awesome.
If not — fine, let's cry together over your last DeFi bridge.
Subscribe while you still have a portfolio.
