$BTC Crypto Flash: Candles, drama, and laughter
BTC today: It went up, down, went up again... and you crying in 5 minutes. Welcome to daily cardio without a gym!
ETH: Vitalik says improvements are coming (just like since 2021). Meanwhile, making a swap still costs more than a lunch with tip.
Memecoins: $PEPE rises 20%, then crashes. If you got in because of FOMO, we don’t judge you… we all fell for it. Again.
Trader of the day: That hero without a cape who sold just before the rise. Ace.
Motivational phrase: "You didn't lose money, you gained humility."