$BTC Crypto Flash: Candles, drama, and laughter

BTC today: It went up, down, went up again... and you crying in 5 minutes. Welcome to daily cardio without a gym!

ETH: Vitalik says improvements are coming (just like since 2021). Meanwhile, making a swap still costs more than a lunch with tip.

Memecoins: $PEPE rises 20%, then crashes. If you got in because of FOMO, we don’t judge you… we all fell for it. Again.

Trader of the day: That hero without a cape who sold just before the rise. Ace.

Motivational phrase: "You didn't lose money, you gained humility."