1. Is Bitcoin king again?
📏 Altseason? Forget it. BTC is again pulling the blanket over itself, as if 2023 wasn't enough for it.
📏 After the PPI release, bitcoin is steadily climbing towards three-week highs. And I just wanted to buy altcoins on the cheap... Sad.
2. Is MetaMask preparing token $MASK?
Yes-yes, not a joke. They really might roll out their token.
And I, like a true hero, have already started to remember how I used it back in 2021.
Blowing dust off the wallet, waiting for an airdrop. What if?
3. Who is pulling ether off the exchanges?
📏 In a week, $1.2 billion was withdrawn from centralized platforms in ETH.
Someone clearly knows what they're doing...
Meanwhile, I was arguing with a friend about whether the bottom would be at $1400.
Spoiler: it already happened.
4. Pi Network and their ambitions
📏 They dropped $100 million fund for ecosystem development.
When was the last time you invested $100 million? I – well, me too.
Maybe it's time to stop joking about Pi?
5. Coinbase – minus 400 million
📏 Data leak, and boom – losses up to $400,000,000.
And these are not my fantasies, but harsh reality.
I took a week to recover after losing $400 on a shitcoin... And here is a billion-dollar company.
6. TRUMP token and dinner with Trump?
📏 Morten Christensen holds $250,000 in TRUMP tokens and is invited to a gala dinner with Donald himself.
And I thought meme tokens were not serious.
Soon, I feel, the token 'IWantToLiveInMaldives' will also be in the court.
7. Pudgy Penguins and their TGE
📏 The CEO announced: Abstract Chain will launch in Q4.
And I still don't understand why I bought this cute penguin for $300.
Probably for company... with myself.
8. The Chinese are going on the attack
📏 Addentax Group Corp plans to inject $800 million into BTC and TRUMP.
Feels like I'm the only one sitting in fiat and saving for a transit pass.
9. REI Network showed their roadmap
📏 New map for 2025–2026 – like a survival route for a holder.
You look at it and hope that at least something promised will happen.
10. Binance adds $BLUE
📏 Welcome Bluefin – soon on Binance Alpha listing.
A new hope or yet another 'ungraspable Joe'? Time will tell.
And for now, I bought $50 worth – at least there's something to lose.
11. Central Bank of Russia and BTC
📏 They included bitcoin in the risk review for the first time.
Congratulations!
It took just 15 years to acknowledge: yes, this exists.
And now – a bit about those who aren't just sitting and waiting for the halving:
✏️ Arbitrum dropped $10 million into blockchain gaming projects.
(I hope at least one of these games doesn't lag on my laptop.)
✏️ KYD Lab – plus $7 million from a16z.
Cool. And all I have from grandma is 200 UAH in an envelope for my birthday.
What did I understand from all this?
If you're still waiting for the 'perfect moment', I have bad news:
the market waits for no one.
Everything is happening here and now.
Want to be inside – be. Want to observe – observe. But don't whine later that you 'missed the chance'.
The moral of this fable is:
Jokes aside, but trends don't spare the lazy.
Open your wallet, move your brains, learn, make mistakes, fight, but don't give up.
Well, if you like my chaotic style – hit like (or just don't be silent in the comments).
What, didn't work out? Well... I've already gotten used to it.
P.S. I'm off to clean MetaMask. Who knows, maybe I deserve something after all.
