$BTC BTC to SOL traders be like:

Me: “I’m just gonna casually swap a little BTC to SOL. No big deal.”

Market: does a triple backflip, moonwalks off a cliff, and sets itself on fire

BTC: “I’m the king of crypto, baby. Solid, stable, slow and steady.”

SOL: “HOLD MY BEER.”

(also SOL five minutes later: “Where am I? Who am I? Am I up 30% or down 40%?”)

Me watching the BTC to SOL chart:

“Why does this look like a seismograph during an earthquake?”

Every time I hit “swap”:

BTC drops 2%, SOL pumps 5%, then instantly reverses, then Robin Hood steals my gas fee.

CoinGecko says it’s a bullish trend.

My wallet says I’ve been mugged.

SOL devs dropping updates like:

“New upgrade: faster transactions!”

Meanwhile, my swap’s been pending since Tuesday.

BTC maxis: “SOL is just VC magic.”

SOL stans: “BTC is boomer gold.”

Me, crying in memecoins: “Can you both go up so I can afford rent??”

Conclusion: BTC to SOL isn’t just a coin pair, it’s a rollercoaster where the seatbelt is optional and the track is made of vibes.

LMAO send help.