#TrumpTariffs When Trump Hits You With Tariffs Like It’s a Netflix Subscription Fee

So imagine you’re just vibin’, importing some cheap steel for your small business, and then—BAM!—Trump slaps a 25% tariff on it like he’s Oprah handing out surprise bills.

“You get a tariff! You get a tariff! EVERYBODY GETS A TARIFF!”

My guy really treated global trade like it was a middle school cafeteria beef.

China: “Hey, that’s not fair!”

Trump: “WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN COPYING MY HOMEWORK FOR 20 YEARS, CHINA.”

Meanwhile, American farmers just trying to sell soybeans are out here getting caught in the crossfire like they asked for it.

Farmer Joe looking at a field of unsold crops like it’s a Netflix show he can’t cancel because tariffs are the new plot twist.

And the best part? Trump says, “Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”

Yeah bro, and Monopoly ends with everyone still friends too.

Now your microwave costs $40 more and your car has stage fright because it’s made of like three different tariffed materials.

All because Trump thought international economics was just The Apprentice: Global Edition.

In conclusion: Tariffs? More like “Tear-iffs,” because everyone’s crying. LMAO.