Let's laugh a little
On a Friday night, I received a money transfer from an unknown number. I checked and it was 450,000 F... I turned off the number afterwards...
I went to sit down to have two cold beers ...
I noticed that I still had my ex's number, so I called her and transferred 30,000 F to frustrate her and show that everything was fine since we broke up 🤣.
It had been a while since I approached a woman, so I had to enjoy my wealth for real... Throughout the weekend, I was like a Qatari. I was spending ...
On Monday morning, I only had 30,000 francs left. Oh yes, it was strange... Ill-gotten gains never prosper, they say...
I put away the 30,000 francs and got dressed to go to work...
At 08:00, I was in my office when the accountant came in, ugly as mud, and said: "Mr. Jo... How are you? You were unreachable all weekend."
Me: Indeed... I was in the noise...
Accountant: Alright... We transferred the salaries for the next five months via MOMO. So, until the end of the next five months, no one will receive a salary... We did this because of certain factors...
I almost had a heart attack...
Me: You mean the 450,000 F I received was the salaries for July, August, September, October, and November?
Accountant: Indeed...
Me: (dejected) But why? Did I ask you for my salaries?
Accountant: Sorry, but the order came from above...
Me: Ehhhhhhh God... 😭
A few minutes later, I woke up in the hospital with oxygen tubes and everything...
I asked the doctor for a calculator and I calculated 30,000 divided by 5, then I found 6,000 francs to spend per month, so 200 F per day for the next 5 months... 😭
I fainted again...
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In your opinion, what is the solution?
Read somewhere.