How to congratulate mom on Mother's Day in blockchain style.
When Mother's Day comes, each of us thinks about how to surprise our beloved mom. Flowers, chocolates, cards — this is, of course, a classic. But what if this year we approach the matter unconventionally and congratulate mom... with cryptocurrency?
Imagine: you hand mom a USB wallet with bitcoins and say: 'Mom, happy Mother's Day! Now you have an asset that can either soar to the moon or disappear into the digital abyss!'
At first, mom looks at you with suspicion: 'Son, what is this flash drive? And where are my roses?' But then, upon learning that bitcoin has grown by 500% in the last six months, she starts to get interested: 'So, how do you sell all this? And what is blockchain? And why did Elon Musk tweet something again?'
To help mom master the crypto world, you can give her not just tokens, but an entire course 'Cryptocurrency for Moms: How to Become a Bitcoin Magnate While Sitting on the Couch'. The course program includes:
What is blockchain and why does it sound like something you can cook for dinner?
Why Ethereum is not a new perfume?
How not to confuse Dogecoin with a real dog.
And if mom wants to start mining, you shouldn't immediately buy her a farm of graphics cards. It's enough to convince her that the kitchen already has enough noisy, heating equipment that requires constant maintenance.
To conclude Mother's Day, suggest to mom to take a look at cryptocurrency charts together and discuss why your gift has dropped in value by 30% again. And don't forget to say: 'Mom, this is not a loss — it's a long-term investment!'
Happy Mother's Day and may your cryptocurrency portfolios grow, and may moms smile!