🔥 Cryptocurrency is like roller coasters for your wallet. But when Bitcoin decides to go into free fall, your favorite meme coins fly down with a scream: "A-a-a-a-a!". What to do when the charts turn redder than a student after an exam? Calm down, just stay calm! Here's a guide for those who have lost their footing (and a couple of zeros in their balance).
Get a calculator and recalculate everything in potatoes.
Forget about dollars, forget about bitcoins — recalculate all your savings in kilograms of potatoes. After all, potatoes never drop in price as sharply as Dogecoin. Plus, you can eat it. Try eating your Shiba Inu!Talk to the charts heart to heart.
Seriously, open TradingView and start a dialogue. Tell the charts that they are hurting you and that they have to go up. Ultimatums work too: "If you don't rise by 20% by tomorrow, I'm leaving crypto and going to work in an office!"Launch a meme on Twitter.
If Elon Musk can, then why can't you? Create a meme with a cat sitting on a rocket with your favorite coin and caption it: "$FlokiInu to the Moon!". The main thing is to add some sparks, the Moon, and a couple of emojis. Will it help? Probably not. But it's funny!Build an altar for the crypto gods.
Lay out all your old video cards in a circle, place a monitor with a Bitcoin chart in the center, and start reading the most popular tweets from CZ Binance aloud. It won't help, but you'll feel like a wizard.Remember that meme coins are memes.
If there's something guaranteed in the crypto world, it's that meme coins are created as a joke. So, if the charts are falling — let's laugh together with them. And who knows, maybe tomorrow your Floki Inu will decide to soar to the Moon. Or at least to the level of "I'm buying myself some instant noodles".
👉 In crypto, the main thing is to not lose your sense of humor. Well, and money too, but that's if possible.
