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🔥🔥 Altcoin Season? More Like Rug Season! 🚀🚀

🚀🚀 Every altcoin right now: "We're revolutionizing finance!"

Also every altcoin: down 47% this week. 📉😂

Telegram groups are back to “devs are active in DMs” and “marketing will moon us soon.” Meanwhile, the chart is doing the electric slide—straight to zero. 💃📊

Some project just partnered with a café in Lisbon and the price jumped 18%. Utility? Nah. Just vibes and caffeine. ☕️

And don't even ask about the airdrop — it cost $70 in gas to claim $6 worth of tokens. 🫠

Crypto's wild. Bring popcorn. 🍿