Lakilakila – King Bitcoin breaks the $100k mark!
Today is a historic day, folks! After months of grinding sideways, Bitcoin has finally smashed through $100,830, officially setting a new all-time high.
Laki is sitting here teary-eyed… remembering the days of BTC at $20k, $30k, when everyone was FUDing or FOMOing — and now, the king sits on his throne, waving his hand as the entire market dances.
Here’s what’s up:
• Long-term holders? Sip your tea, smirking as the shorts get liquidated.
• Short-term traders? Grip your keyboard tight; don’t let your account evaporate.
• Haven’t entered yet? Careful with that FOMO — the $100k mark is here, but the real game is just starting!
Laki’s prophecy: the altcoin market is about to heat up big time, and the money flow will soon spill over — especially into ETH and the hottest meme coins.
Hold your wallet tight, keep your luck strong, my friends!
Lakilakila!