Blood Tear Warning
All brothers holding $DOGE, put out your cigarettes and listen to me!
(Taking a deep puff from an e-cigarette) I’m so anxious I could smoke! Are you still dreaming of getting rich overnight with DOGE? Wake the hell up! This crappy market trend is giving me a headache!
Market Truth: The big players have lost their shorts!
Pretentious Sideways Movement
A whole month! The price has been stiff like a dead fish around $0.18 (Current market value: $25.6 billion)
Daily trading volume of $1.1 billion is just big players passing it left and right, there are plenty of buyers and sellers, but the price just won’t go up—this is called an impotent market!
Bait-and-Switch Trend
The big players’ tricks are comparable to a massage parlor in Dongguan:
First, they pull up a green candle to lure you in, "It’s about to take off!"
Just when you take off your pants and rush in, they smash it down (look at this damn upper shadow)
They’ve scammed seven times in three months! More frequent than a cheating girl!
Main Player's Trick: Below the belt is all traps
$0.18 is not support at all! It’s the big players’ collective graveyard!
Breaking down, it’s heading straight for $0.145 (it lingered here for 20 days in April)
On-chain data is even more stimulating:
Whales are buying while trembling (wallet addresses shaking wildly)
Big accounts are selling while laughing (withdrawing cash at dawn every day)
Leek Survival Guide (let me engrave a cigarette to smoke)
The Three Laws of Playing Dead:
Lying Flat Position:
If your holdings exceed 50%, immediately reduce it to 20%!
Save your bullets for when the big players smash through $0.16 (at that time, closing your eyes to buy the dip is better than now)
Anti-scam Mantra:
Don’t chase after breaking $0.183! Wait for a pullback confirmation
Don’t average down after breaking $0.165! Wait for a stabilization signal
(If you can’t remember, write it on your hand, look at it twice while in the bathroom)
Ultimate Secret:
Delete the APP! Uninstall the exchange!
Screw the K-line! Come back when Musk posts a dog picture!
Let me say something heart-wrenching:
Those rushing in now are either gambling dogs or foolish dogs! The big players have sharpened their sickles, just waiting for you tender leeks to stick your necks out! Remember:
Don’t believe in the "sideways accumulation" nonsense
Don’t play the "average down after breaking" death game
And don’t go all-in! If you lose your capital, the big players won’t help you raise your kids!
That's all I have to say! If I can save one, that’s one! When the big players smash the market, you will come back to light a cigarette for me! If you currently feel helpless and confused about trading, and want to learn more about cryptocurrency and first-hand cutting-edge information, click on my profile and follow me, so you won't get lost in this bull market!
