#MEME法案 The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight, can the meme bill sanction the president?

Brothers, tonight at two o'clock, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates are definitely staying put, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to adopt a hawkish stance,

The remaining chance is just to give the market a little sedative.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

Unemployment and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or suffer in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator wanted to push the "MEME Bill",

Saying the president can't issue dogecoin, haha, this is jealousy over Trump making a fortune with his coins,

The "MEME Bill"? Hilarious!

Those old schemers on Capitol Hill have been cutting their own profits until their hands are soft,

Now they're pretending to be innocent? When Trump issues a coin, it's "the largest corruption in history",

Why don't they say that these politicians print money and flood the market more wildly than the dog project teams?

One day, if the King of Sleeping issues a "Dementia Coin" and Pelosi makes an "Insider Trading Coin",

Shouldn't we turn Congress into a bn exchange instead?

Lambs, hurry up and buy the dip, once the bill passes,

The politician's version of dogecoin will directly become a limited edition NFT,

Certified by Congress, rights protection will definitely break the price!