#FOMCMeeting

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.”

Current market mood:

Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place

Bonds: Midlife crisis mode

Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party

Gold: Zen and unbothered

Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s press conference summed up:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re just winging it with some fancy charts.”

Let’s be real—FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.

Catch you at the next one—bring snacks and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics.