#FOMCMeeting
The Fed just wrapped their meeting and yeah… the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone whispered “soft landing.”
Wall Street: They held rates! — “LET’S GOOOO, MOON TIME!”
Powell, stone-faced: “Did I stutter?”
Millennial homeowners: “Sooo… time to refi?”
The Fed: “LOL. No.”
Current market mood check:
Stocks: Vibing hard