#FOMCMeeting FOMCMeetingUPDATE — Market Mayhem or Just Another Wednesday?

The Fed just wrapped up their latest meeting—and let’s be real, the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone dared to whisper “soft landing.”

Wall Street Traders:

“They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell:

“Did I stutter?”

Millennial Homeowners:

Soo… is now a good time to refinance?

The Fed:

Yeah, hard no.

Current Market Mood Check:

Stocks: Strutting around like they just closed a billion-dollar deal.

Bonds: Entering a midlife crisis—somewhere between denial and yoga.

Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party, complete with laser eyes and NFTs.

Gold: Calm, collected, and just vibing in monk mode.

Recession: Still in the lobby, flipping through outdated Fortune magazines.

Powell’s Press Conference in a Nutshell:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re winging it—with some really fancy charts.”

Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.

Catch you at the next one—bring snacks, charts, and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics.

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