🎭 Fed Meeting Recap: Drama, Rates & Powell’s Poker Face 💸📉
The Fed held steady—again. Powell stayed cool while markets threw tantrums, and crypto threw a party like it’s 2021. Meanwhile, recession’s still waiting in the lobby with a latte and some light anxiety.
Wall Street’s confused. Millennials want answers. Powell’s just vibing with his charts.
Welcome to Season ∞ of "The Fed & The Furious."
