#fomcmeetingrecap :May 2025 Edition
$BTC $ETH $BNB BREAKING: The Fed just wrapped up their meeting, and guess what? Interest rates didnât go down â but Powellâs stress levels definitely went up.
Wall Street traders: âThey paused the rates! Time to pump everything!â
Powell: adjusts tie, glares silently
Translation: âTry me.â
Millennials with home loans: âSoooo⌠can we finally refinance?â
FOMC: âNot today, sweetheart.â
Market reaction:
Stocks: Acting like itâs 2020 again.
Crypto: Already halfway to the moon.
Bonds: Looking around like âam I supposed to be here?â
Gold: Calm, classy, and unbothered.
Recession: Still pending⌠like your passport renewal.
Powellâs official statement: âWeâre committed to stability.â
Real meaning: âWeâre guessing better than last time.â
Letâs be real â every FOMC meeting teaches a new generation what âhawkishâ means⌠and why coffee futures might actually be a solid investment.
Catch yâall next meeting. Bring charts, snacks, and emotional stability. Youâll need all three.
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