#USHouseMarketStructureDraft
The Fed “Hard pass, buddy.
Market vibes right now
Stocks: Feeling themselves
Bonds:Having an identity crisis
Crypto: Raging like it’s 2021 again
Gold:Just chilling
* Recession:Sitting in the waiting room reading 3-month-old magazines
Powell’s press conference in a nutshell “We’re doing what needs to be done.”
Translation “We're guessing with graphs.”
Let’s be real—FOMC meetings are now a mix of market chaos, Fed-speak decoding, and Gen Z discovering what “hawkish” means.
