#USStablecoinBill ๐Ÿšจ US Stablecoin Bill Just Landed.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Congress: โ€œHum stablecoins ko clear karne aaye hain.โ€

๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป Crypto Bros: โ€œFinally! Parโ€ฆ kis type ka clarity?โ€

๐Ÿช™ Stablecoins: Naam hi stable hai na?

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ Govt: โ€œLetโ€™s make it spicy!โ€ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

โš”๏ธ USDC vs USDT: Ab dono ek dusre ko reality show rivals ki tarah dekh rahe hain.

๐Ÿ“ข Regulators: โ€œHume transparency chahiye.โ€

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Devs: โ€œCode mein doon ya dance karke?โ€ ๐Ÿ’ƒ

๐ŸŒพ DeFi Farmers: โ€œBas hamare yield farms ko touch na karna.โ€

๐Ÿง“ Normies: โ€œStablecoin? Matlab ek chill Bitcoin?โ€

๐Ÿ๏ธ Tether: Offshore beach pe pina colada ke sath:

โ€œLOL, tum log regulations ke saath maze lo.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿง  Bottom Line:

Ye bill ya to stablecoins ko stable banayegaโ€ฆ

ya phir market ko unstable jaise tumhare ex ke messages. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’”

#USDT