#USStablecoinBill ๐จ US Stablecoin Bill Just Landed.
๐บ๐ธ Congress: โHum stablecoins ko clear karne aaye hain.โ
๐งโ๐ป Crypto Bros: โFinally! Parโฆ kis type ka clarity?โ
๐ช Stablecoins: Naam hi stable hai na?
๐จโโ๏ธ Govt: โLetโs make it spicy!โ ๐ถ๏ธ
โ๏ธ USDC vs USDT: Ab dono ek dusre ko reality show rivals ki tarah dekh rahe hain.
๐ข Regulators: โHume transparency chahiye.โ
๐จโ๐ป Devs: โCode mein doon ya dance karke?โ ๐
๐พ DeFi Farmers: โBas hamare yield farms ko touch na karna.โ
๐ง Normies: โStablecoin? Matlab ek chill Bitcoin?โ
๐๏ธ Tether: Offshore beach pe pina colada ke sath:
โLOL, tum log regulations ke saath maze lo.โ ๐
๐ง Bottom Line:
Ye bill ya to stablecoins ko stable banayegaโฆ
ya phir market ko unstable jaise tumhare ex ke messages. ๐๐