🔥 Morning Roar: Bitcoin is on another roller coaster! New tricks for the whales to harvest retail investors exposed!

1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Keep your eyes wide open)

Current price is $94,271, dropped from the high of $96k, down 2.29%!

Are the whales bungee jumping here?

Weekend dead calm: trading volume shrank significantly, retail investors are all waiting for Musk to go wild!

On-chain movements: a whale transferred 8k BTC to Binance, likely to dump!

(I heard Grayscale has redeemed another 3k BTC, this guy is definitely up to something!)

2️⃣ Long and Short Graveyard Map (A must-see for retail investors)

⚔️ Short Sellers' Guillotine:

96.5k: The whales buried a hundred thousand short positions, breakthrough and I'll livestream eating my keyboard!

95.5k: Retail investors were harvested here last week, the blood hasn't dried yet!

🛡️ Long Position Coffin:

94k: If it breaks this price, it’s straight to the crematorium! (Did I write the support level wrong? Deliberate!)

93k: The 'strong support' where mushrooms grow on graves, anyone who reaches here has already fled!

(Derivative rates spiked to 0.15%, the bears are sharpening their knives!)

3️⃣ This Week's Death Script (Engraved on your tombstone)

✅ Drugged Situation (20% probability):

Suddenly spikes to 97k, exchanges cut the internet (prepare screenshots for rights protection)

✅ Normal Situation (60% probability):

Lying dead between 94k-96k (suggest to soak your feet to calm down)

❌ Shit Situation (20% probability):

Falls below 93k, ashes scattered towards 90k (prepare extra bundles of paper money)

(I have a 1 BTC short position at 96.7k, feeling fantastic)