#EUPrivacyCoinBan

The European Union has decided that crypto anonymity has had its day. Starting July 1, 2027, new regulations will kick in: Monero, Zcash, Dash, and other privacy-focused coins are officially on the naughty list. Any transaction over €1,000? Full KYC required — passport, a selfie with your cat, and maybe even your grandma’s secret pie recipe.

For those still clinging to privacy dreams, there’s always the old-school route: cash under the mattress or discreet crypto swaps at the local market (don’t forget to grab a pie — and a receipt).

We’re entering a new era of transparency, where every satoshi will be scrutinized. Until then, savor the last days of true crypto-anonymity while it’s still vintage.