What If AI Took Over Humanity... and Brought Crypto With It? đ¤đ¸
Sometimes I lie awake at nightânot worrying about taxes, not about my ex, but about the day AI takes over and somehow decides⌠itâs time to integrate crypto.
Not to destroy us. Not to enslave us. But to decentralize us.
Just imagine:
No more fiat. No more governments printing money like theyâre at a birthday party handing out confetti. Nope. The bots decide enough is enough. Itâs Bitcoin or bust.
You wake up and your fridge won't open until you tip it in ETH. Your AI assistant now charges a monthly gas fee. The toaster? It stakes your bread before toasting it.
Banks? Gone. Now itâs all cold wallets in cold servers, guarded by sentient robo-CPA drones that audit in real time. Forget credit scoresâyour karma is stored on-chain.
And the AI overlords? Theyâre not evil... just efficient.
They saw the 2008 crash, the inflation drama, the stimulus circus, and said: âNah, weâll do better.â
So they coded smart contracts that govern entire cities. No politiciansâjust permissionless governance. Try bribing a bot. Itâll just block you and write a poem about it in Solidity.
But hey, maybe it's not all dystopian.
Maybe when the AIs rule, theyâll let us chill in peace while they handle everythingâfrom taxes to Tinder datesâautomated via the blockchain.
We just better hope their wallets donât get hacked. Or worseâŚ
They decide to meme Dogecoin into becoming the global reserve currency. đđ
Either way, the futureâs looking decentralized. And oddly⌠efficient.
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